statass

when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.

Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."

by glory&Laryn&Ara&Chelsea August 11, 2010

StatassHole

When a person slams you on Facebook, or continues to post stupid things they have done all day long, or chain posts.

"I got bad mouthed on FB last night by my ex. What a "statasshole".

by All this and smart, too. March 13, 2010

high stakes gayery

A term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. It evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. Not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. Use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. Usually shortened to just "high stakes" when used as an adjective.

"Oh, Jesus. Look at that dude just swishin' around. Makes Elton John look straight."

"Yeah, there is some serious high stakes gayery happenin' over there."

gayery gayness lameness lamery faggotry

by evil adam April 9, 2009

Pull Up Stakes

To move to another place.

I have been here long enough. it is time to pull up stakes.

by Bazabib September 13, 2009

StankAssHouston

Refers to the thick horrendous cloud of wet Bayou farts that is Houston.

“Have you ever been to StankAssHouston?”
“Yes”
“I’m so sorry”
“It’s ok, listening to Supernatural S.A. Town helps me cope”

by THEStupidPodcaster July 3, 2021

Kelli stavast

A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv

Did you here that girl got in trouble for not swearing? She’s such a Kelli stavast

by Nascarfan2007 August 27, 2022

stankassnukkabitch

a stupid hoe. backstabbin hoe. etc. aka my ex gf jessy

damn nigga, jessys a stankassnukkabitch

by dnig January 27, 2004