Stargazing

Butterfly kisses to the booty hole.

Make sure you wipe yo ass before I go stargazing... miss me with that pink-eye shit!

by Ms. Martha March 20, 2019

Stargazing

The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification

My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.

by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019

stargazing

When you get obsessed with the life of celebrities to the point, that they become like real friends to you and you maybe forget about your real friends and yourself

“You spend way too much time stargazing”

by rainbowbird April 24, 2018

Stargazing

In the tampon fandom; To have sex outside under that stars.

Laura & Carmilla were stargazing in Season 2 episode 5.

by LostInFandoms June 23, 2015

Stargazing

when you tell your parents that you are attending your friend's 'birthday party' while all invited guests are really down at the beach playing spin the stick and making out with eachother. also, when some of your friends decide to 'sidestep' for the males attending this party and later feel extreme regret for this decision. ;-)

Jp told his parents we were at the beach stargazing, while in fact everybody was making out with eachother and sidestepping.

by Breezy2917 January 2, 2006

stargazing

watching your money while it makes you more money

man 1 : my money's doing backfips woah!

man 2: naw man you're stargazing

by sirkushtalot September 6, 2018

Stargating

When you overthink literally everything.

Jim was stargating like a boss yesterday when he had to think through every step to get out of the car.

by yoitboit October 17, 2018