McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

by dan! January 06, 2013

happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.

by kflare3 January 10, 2013

Stagger Swagger

A drunk person that can hold it down & walk the line.

Homie got pulled over for suspected drunk driving but he busted out with his stagger swagger & they let him go.

by shoo.shu March 22, 2016

stagger

A stupid pussy boy backstabber

Can be used as -

Staggin (Pussy boy backstabbing)

Stagged ( Pussy boy backstabbed)

Person 1: Awwe man how'd you lose?

Person 2: That kid is a fucking stagger, he shot me in my back!

by Dr.HoodPurpDrankSlapYoBtchSill August 21, 2016

stagger bomb

Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and Red Bull.
A variation of Jägerbomb.

Stagger Bomb, You are in for a great time after this one! Shot of Ice Cold Red Stag, Dropped into Red Bull and enjoy

by the original videobob August 21, 2013

staggering mosca

1. a specialty cocktail served in a frosted mug of Negra Modelo topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. sometimes accompanied by fat, mountainous lines of cocaine.

2. a young media assistant who is under the influence of such a drink during his lunch hour

"let's go to the diner for a round of staggering moscas."

by Mosca January 26, 2004

bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011