Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

squdge

When someone comes over to you and pushes your face together in their hands so that you look like some kind of deformed fat baby.

Person One: Come over here I want to squdge your face

Person Two: No go away ¬¬

Person One: *goes over and does it anyway*

Person Two: =(

by vampire129 November 2, 2009

squoodge

tr. v. (skwuhj, skwooj) to tightly squeeze something soft, such as a stuffed animal or a cat - preferably declawed or sedated

"I miss my cat; I need something to squoodge"

by JillyJane March 30, 2010

squadger

a person that is cute and squishable and that you want to cuddle all the time

you're such a squadger eve

by jobby99 May 13, 2018

squidgey

When you get that not so fresh feeling and need to do a check wipe.

I'm feeling a little squidgey right now.

by poemice March 17, 2006

squidgee

a small squid, or calamari.

Hey, lookit the squidgee that washed up on the beach!

by JOE August 21, 2003

squidgee

A guy whom is extremely white. Also called Whitey McWhiterson. Possibly a simple name without much meaning.

See also 5quidgee.

Squidgee's whiteness is blinding.

by <3 December 5, 2004