stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

SQUISHED

a word for stoned, usually preceaded by totally and ended with man.

Man, I'm totally squished man!

by the beard September 18, 2006

Squished

squished - drunk, intoxicated

Used more frequently in the late fifties,
early sixties.

He's so squished.

We went out and got squished last night

by Lyle D. Hettinger July 6, 2005

squizzed

wacked, crazy, weird

jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea

moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed

*because i made this word up!

by J.Я. May 30, 2008

squished

Exhausted, barely able to move

Man i was up so late last night, I'm squished.

by ATM-R December 4, 2006

squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

by ComputerJon May 26, 2009

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018