shit covered squirel

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

squirell

pussy, usually a young girls vagina.

you stealin on my squirell nigga?!?!, i need some fuckin squirell dude.
well about that party, is there gonna be squirell or should i bring the wife?

by T.MooN January 27, 2008

Squirell Rape

When a professional sports team loses by 30-39 pts.

The Wolves squirell raped the Knicks 110-79.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

by imsohairy February 24, 2009

squirell hunting

1. has nothing to do with squirells but the art of when having over 3 women in bed with you searching for the right "squirell" also known as vagina

dude last night i went to this raging party got a few girls tipsy got down in bed and went squirell hunting allllll damn night!

by cdogg November 5, 2006

squirelly ho

A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.

"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."

by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008