squirmy squirmy

The action of wriggling around or squirming, streching, lying down on the floor, seeking cuddles, massages and huggs from people whilst on Ecstasy.

Adam is very squirmy squirmy tonight..infact, everyone is very squirmy squirmy tonight cause everyone is mashed up

by Brettski September 18, 2005

squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea

Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings

by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009

Squirty Cream

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream

Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.

by Squirtycream September 19, 2020

squirly

suspicious;not being straight up;beating around the bush;being up to no good;sneaky;sly;manipulative;untruthful

I wouldn't want to hang out with someone who acts squirly.

by charisse justiniano March 10, 2004

Squirbble

Similar to a scratch, a squirbble is a scratch done by moving your hand inward and outward like a claw. To be a squirbble, the scratch MUST be done with affection. Squirbbling is the act of giving a squirble.

My friend was upset so i gave her a squirbble on the back to make her feel better.

She squirbbled my back today as she passed by.

by CloverSushi October 30, 2012

Squirty Patertie

The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.

I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.

by Alabama Hotpocket God January 29, 2017

Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.

"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."

by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021