Type Seizure

When someone is typing as if they are having a seizure.

Tiffany: oMg, GuYs YoU wIlL nEvAr BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNeD tO mE tOdAy!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?

by bitchimmabamf. July 5, 2011

Sneizure

An over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.

Disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.

Guy 1: Hey man, ah... Ah. AHHH. CHOO CHEE AHHHS CHIII AIIIIGHHH CHI! *Flail*

-dog falls to it's knees-

Guy 2: Dude... Cover that Sneizure. You killed my dog.

by sirgabathauhleeuh July 9, 2009

Sneizure

A sneeze with the power of a seizure

Person 1: Ahhh chu!!!!
Person 2: dude, that was loud.
Person 1: I think I just had a sneizure (proceeds to blow nose in pain).

by Velosarapture August 5, 2014

seizureman

To have a seizure during sex.

OMG Becky, Iz was so good last night, he seizuremanned me

by Capitan Seizure January 17, 2008

Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.

She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.

by Spankface April 17, 2018

Seizure

It is the attack of illness that has taken the life of a forever legend. He went by Juice wrld.

1st) So I heard the legend had a seizure.

by WhatchaKnowAboutIt December 9, 2019

Finger Seizure

When a man or boy attempts to finger a virgin woman or girl. She reacts in extremely fast twitching motions as if she was having a seizure.

Dude, Me and Her were touching each other and i tried to touch on her junk.""yah bro and?""She started twitching like i gave her a finger seizure.

by Sparky'sGotBack June 10, 2010