A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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by Amanda_1039 November 13, 2007
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The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"
Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.
Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.
Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020
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by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010
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I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
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