Squared the Fuck away

This phrase describes an individual or act that is highly regarded; that is very much on top of things; that exhibits the utmost attention to detail and discipline. Typically heard in the United States Army and other branches.

"Private you are squared the fuck away, do you know that?.....Men, I love a squared away fucking private..."

by Phantasos June 29, 2009

Squared Cicle

A wrestling ring.

Two men will enter the squared cicle a fight..

by Sezril February 3, 2004

Squared a Douglas

When one steps in the poo left by a dog. usually in the streets.

Whats up lad, why you stopping

shit lad, I've Squared a Douglas

have you squared one yah lad!

by GYPSY JOE September 5, 2010

Squared Circles

A U.S. Marine term for getting stuck on a Naval Ship that patrols one area for far too long of a time.

When a Naval ship gets sent to an area they are given a grid or "Square" that they are allowed to move around in or patrol. They do not leave this area unless assigned to move on. So when they get assigned to one grid for a very long time they are in essence just doing a bunch of circles patrolling that zone.

Hence the term: Squared Circles

"We got stuck doing squared circles in the Gulf for 3 months until we were finally able to hit a port!"

by purenrgy December 29, 2009

Squared ass

something all bodybuilders have

flex wheeler got a squared ass

by dontuserealnames2 December 25, 2020

Squared up

Hallucinating on mushroom chocolates

Jenn and her friends were squared up on new years eve.

by Kblue111 February 4, 2024

irony squared

Irony as an external attribute; beyond the qualities of an implicit component. Irony as a subjectively-applied attribute of an object which ALREADY contains internal ironic components. Irony that falls outside of the bounds of postmodernism. Postmodernists call it post-irony and ascribe it primarily to post-postmodernism; although much of post-irony arcs farther, into hypermodernism. Includes ironic nihilism, ideal ironicism (aesthetic), and ironic identity (racial; collective conciousness). Popular in the alt-right messaging approach

A number of late 90’s postmodern academics considered second-degree existential irony to be a boundary of postmodernism rather than external to postmodernism itself; however this analysis did not take into account the unique attributes of nihilism as compared to existentialism as a whole

Ironic nihilism is an example of irony squared because nihilism itself already contains implicit irony.

by sandraxine June 10, 2017