Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

sponk

verb form of the noun "spunk,"
i.e. "to ejaculate"

"spit on her back, and when she turns around you sponk right in her face"

by Spunk Monkey November 9, 2003

Splonky

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.

Bro that movie was so Splonky.

by Splonkiest June 9, 2019

Sponk

A Sponk is a very stupid person. A Sponk is a person that cannot comprehend their surroundings and acts like a really dumb Karen. A Sponk is just someone you don't want to talk to.
A Sponk is also an insult that can be used to describe anyone as anything.

The word was made by Nathan W, along with the other words of "dooboo" and "idot"

Nathan said: "Sam, you are a sponk"

by Jeebo17 March 4, 2021

spoonkid classic

a very good video about the game rust

Thats a certified spoonkid classic

by AverageSpooner March 9, 2023

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

Sponker

A girl with lips perfect for a good blowjob. Often full and moist looking. This is a term that came from an Indonesian roomate from college who said it was used frequently in SE Asia.

She's pretty and a sponker!

She's got a nice body and sponker lips.

by GasHeadMike June 18, 2009