Swormise

A cross between a swear and a promise… the true unbreakable bond.

The Scout's honor has long been believed to be the strongest of all oaths. While pledging this type of oath is unarguably powerful, it simply does not measure up to the bond formed by the lesser known swormise. The swormise can be used in many different scenarios, but typically is reserved for the most meaningful of vows. IT SHOULD NOT BE USED ALL WILLY NILLY!!! If a single swormise is broken, then all trust can be lost with very little possibly of ever rebuilding. Therefore, this is not for the faint of heart. The swormise is a truly beautiful thing and can build a love like never before.

Swormise…a small word that means everything.

Baby, I swormise to love you forever and ever amen! <3 <3 <3

by A BIG BRAT August 25, 2022

shworm

peanut butter jiffy bottle

Can you pass me the shworm for my toast?

by Miss Raggedy Antoinette April 20, 2021

spworts

Something you say when nothing makes sense. Simply ask- SPWORTS? And yes, it is owned. So don't use it.

yeah dude (blah blah derp herp)

you respond- SPWORTS?

Pronounced sports, but with a new jersey accent... Hence the W.

by Majorgirth July 14, 2011

sworm

Acronym: Straight White Old Republican Male

On January 6th swarms of SWORMs descended upon the city in their red hats.

by JDax0000001 March 15, 2022

SWORM

Acronym: Straight White Old Republican Male

Swarms of SWORMs descended upon the nation’s capitol in their funny little red hats. They were here! They weren’t (openly) queer! Get used to it!

by JDax0000001 March 15, 2022

Spormt

fake, made up, rumored or created

Morgz videos are very SPORMT

by applebujee6 July 8, 2022

Spormp

A really messed-up spoon

I want to eat my cereal, but the only spoon I have is a spormp.

by Cactifreezus January 14, 2024