Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.

Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

spucky

South Boston Term for: submarine sandwich, hogie, grinder, sub.

I could go for a nice chicken parm spucky; From 'Dirty John's'.

by Mick O'Connell January 6, 2008

Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.

by PohTayToez December 6, 2010

Spiky66

weird human-alien hybrid scientists still don't understand what he is doing on earth.
he is also addicted to crystal meth.

do you know Spiky66? oh that weird alien from area 51? yes that one.

by dragonslayer106 January 6, 2020

spunky

used to describe somebody who has attitude, who has a presence.

Alexx says : Hey there Tarek, you sure are spunky today.

Tarek replies : Well thank you Alexx, I've been working out.

by TaLeX May 29, 2005

spunyun

a young person high on drugs

did you see that spunyun at the concert last night

by tatanga February 20, 2008