flock of spuggies

The shit you have after a really major session on the piss.

When you attend to the bathroom the next morning, it comes out like a flock of spuggies...

Spuggies is the geordie word for a sparrow...

Oh Christ I had a flock of spuggies comin' oot o' me arse this mornin'

by Blyth Boy July 29, 2009

smudgie

A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.

Let's make smudgies for the picnic.

by hankgtp July 9, 2009

Sludgie

An orgasm of the feet, most often experienced on slush but there have been reports of people experiencing them in very wet mud or jello.

Man 1: "Dude I think I had a sludgie the other day on that slush outside the park"

Man 2: "No way, what was it like?"

Man 1: "Like Dr. Scholls was fucking me in a swamp of mushy goodness while 14 drunken polish midgets massaged my feet."

Man 2: "Yeah definitely a sludgie"

by The Pickle Shooting Hot Dog March 26, 2009

spuggie

Spuggie is an old fashioned word for a bird.

Seen all them spuggie's on that roof?

by Bracey Uk November 4, 2007

spudgery

The act of eating potatoes.

I am keen on spudgery with gravy.

by Philip Davis February 28, 2004

Spudge

Spudge is a word that is used for any "white" substance. It is also a verb and a noun.

"Dude!, wash your hands after spudging all over them!"

"Hey, you got some spudge around your mouth! Does this mean your gay?

by Alexzandorz November 20, 2009

spudge

verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.

Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.

by Shrub October 18, 2004