"Damn man, I got so sprunk last night... first we was drinking Deuce 11 and then packed a fat bowl and then from there man, it was all a fuckin' blur."
by LeyNOS July 2, 2008

verb meaning approximately screwed, any unpleasant action
past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name
past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name
student 1:"how did that unfurry calculus test go?"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
or
"that class is sprunking my GPA"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
or
"that class is sprunking my GPA"
by ichelleo December 28, 2003

Caused by the effect of drinking but occurs when you drink so much that your beyond drunk but not spastic.
by Davros01 December 17, 2008

made at beatstreet, sprunk is the act of gettin crunk off of srpite... made originally by brett kaz and shane p
mmm son... this shit can get me sprunk in a jiffy!
Wow, he must be really sprunk because he just got with that thick chick over there!
Wow, he must be really sprunk because he just got with that thick chick over there!
by brett December 22, 2004

non-alcoholic beverage that one would have at a club or from a vending machine. Related to crunk, which is the alcoholic version.
Person 1:"You getting crunk'd tonight"
Person 2:"No. I'm stickin to the sprunk, had too much Crunk Juice last night"
Person 2:"No. I'm stickin to the sprunk, had too much Crunk Juice last night"
by Craymore December 6, 2004

by FabsDC December 25, 2004

The Stinkiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Literally smells like a big wet fart mixed with green nickels. If you get near this get ready to wanna kill yourself. Cause he Stinks!
by CharlieJ16 November 1, 2022
