Spreadsheet Monkey

Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.

I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead

by Chigger23 August 11, 2008

spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield

"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."

by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020

muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017

spreadie

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

by shabash June 10, 2014

Spreadsheet

A sheet, towel or other linen laid out over existing bed linens or over carpeting for the purpose of have sex and to protect the underlying fabrics from sexual fluid stains.

Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!

by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021