When you nut and it shoots out into the atmosphere, rather than slightly drizzling out of the penis.
by Janine Cooley May 7, 2019
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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
by Kwelstr March 2, 2012
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A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.
Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!
The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.
The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.
by J P Lankz June 4, 2019
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by Todded December 27, 2011
Get the Shrettuce mug.Special with a lisp - used by 'spethal' people only. There is a difference between spethal and odd/abnormal/weird - however, it's invisible to the naked eye.
We're spethal! (usually said after walking into post/tripping over entirely flat surface/other random and completely dumb act)
by carnifex August 8, 2004
Get the Spethal mug.Residual semi-liquefied fecal matter that clings to your palm after you zipped your hand through your butt-crack to check on the cleanliness of your undergarments after letting a fart of doubtful contents rip. The consistency of the fecal matter is key in whether or not the label "Spert" is justified. For instance, if the poop is too hard of substance, then the resulting goo on your hand is not "Spert" but just a shit stain.
Etymologically, the second part of the word derives from the Dutch word for pea-soup "Snert". This thick soup typically has the same consistency (and taste, one might say) as diarrhea. The first letter of the word comes from the word "Spurt", as this is generally the way in which the fecal matter is deposited in the undergarments.
NB: the word "Spert" should not be used to define diarrhea in general, or even for diarrhea that sticks to the hand for any other reason than it clinging there on account of a person having checked if he/she soiled his/her pants by zipping a hand through the butt-crack.
Etymologically, the second part of the word derives from the Dutch word for pea-soup "Snert". This thick soup typically has the same consistency (and taste, one might say) as diarrhea. The first letter of the word comes from the word "Spurt", as this is generally the way in which the fecal matter is deposited in the undergarments.
NB: the word "Spert" should not be used to define diarrhea in general, or even for diarrhea that sticks to the hand for any other reason than it clinging there on account of a person having checked if he/she soiled his/her pants by zipping a hand through the butt-crack.
Person 1: Oh my, I think I may have pooped my pants accidentally.
Person 2: Are you actually reaching down your shorts to check it? That’s gross!
Person 1: <Reveals hand covered in diarrhea> No, it is Spert!
Person 2: Are you actually reaching down your shorts to check it? That’s gross!
Person 1: <Reveals hand covered in diarrhea> No, it is Spert!
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