Skip to main content

sportsgasm 

A period of time when the sheer volume and quality of live sport induces a feeling not dissimilar to an orgasm in you.

It usually involves a lot of beer.
OMG - the Premiership and Championship football is reaching it's climax, there's Champions League footie, the Hong Kong Sevens rugby is on, we're in the middle of the cricket world cup, we're close to the world championship snooker, the Masters golf at Augusta is next weekend with F1 motor racing and the tennis summer season is about to kick in - it's a sportsgasm!

A weekend with more than 3 different types of live sport to watch can be called a sportsgasm.
sportsgasm by Jamie Douglas April 8, 2007

sportscar 

One of the most common definitions is "a 2 seater". But, let's analyze the word "sportscar". It is simply a SPORT CAR. The CAR SPORT being racing. Therefore, a sportscar must be competitive in "stock" "production" racing. Unfortunately, "stock" and "production" are terms that are often severely abused in racing.

The only way to truly rate sportscars is to take brand new TOTALLY UNMODIFIED PRODUCTION cars and pit them against each other at the dragstrip, racetrack, and rally circuit. Don't compare them by horsepower or engine size -- totally irrelevant! They should be categorized by Manufacturer Guaranteed Dealership PRICE, such as:

Under $15,000
Under $20,000
Under $25,000
Under $30,000
Under $35,000
Under $40,000

ETCETERA
The Mustang, WRX, and Corvette are great examples of sportscars, offering excellent overall performance, especially relative to their price ranges and cost based competition.
sportscar by Willy Zamaz July 2, 2006

sportsdome 

the act of receiving a blowjob a.k.a. "dome" while watching a major sporting event such as the Superbowl, World Series, or any playoff game.
Man 1: Yo bro, you catch the Eastern Conference game last night?
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro
sportsdome by trumanfacekicker June 11, 2011

sportsman's combination 

A mother daughter tag-team.
Bro, I scored a sportsman's combination by tag teaming my girl and her mom.

sportsgame 

A term used to describe all sports by someone who doesn’t care about or follow sports that much and want a word to use that isn’t sportsball.
How was that SportsGame last night? Huh? Oh you mean the hockey game? Yeah, that. Oh, it was good.
sportsgame by E-Show May 4, 2018

sportsmantit 

When a lady has so much sportsmanship, that she crawls to third base when her tit falls out and she keeps going.
Kara and her top fell down during wiffle ball as she ran from second then crawled to third base. Now that was some sportsmantit! I felt like I made a home run myself.
sportsmantit by GlazeHer June 28, 2015