spored 

to be under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms.

Running around naked in the rain in the summertime when you're spored feels amazing.

spored by NatashaLynn January 16, 2008

spopped

To have been treated in an unfair manner

I have been spopped. Please for the love of God, don't spop me like that!

spopped by Nicksy February 21, 2003

sporned

If an item is sporned it is produced from the nothing in a jammy (lucky) manor.

Sporny - A jammy individual
spornicus - A very sporny individual

Matt sporned another day working from home, the B*stard.

sporned by Gavin Ithacus October 6, 2006

sporked 

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

sporked by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

sporked 

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

sporked by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

sporked 

the mix of spooned and forked, sporked.

Trevor got his ass sporked by Trav

sporked by Kristinopolis September 27, 2005

Sporfed

An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.

Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"

Sporfed by Master chunks July 11, 2021