the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork
not to be confused with the utensil spork
by mtc28 May 3, 2004
Get the sporkingmug. when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
by Cspearp December 15, 2011
Get the sporkingmug. by tarren wilson August 12, 2005
Get the sporkingmug. It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?
by hoosasporker May 20, 2009
Get the sporkingmug. abbreviation for simultaneous porking.
simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.
simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.
by mahofufu September 4, 2012
Get the sporkingmug. The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.
by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007
Get the sporkingmug. When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like spooning but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.
by Squeaker February 11, 2006
Get the sporkingmug.