spork

the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date

lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.

by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 11, 2003

spork

An ingenious invention comprised of combining a spoon and a fork. Although as innocent as "she" (yes the almight spork is a she) appears to be, the spork possesses immense power and will soon take over the world or replace chop sticks.
Crazy... perhaps, replace chop sticks... oh yeah! You know it's coming.

Jake: Hey rob whatcha got there?
Rob: It's a "spork" dude! What do you think it is? ... OMG!!!
Jake: What is it Rob?
Rob: I just lost my wig!! And my hommmies from China Town burned down my house! Tis horrible!
Jake: Use the spork
Rob: Hehe, that's right join the dark side ... we got cookies
,... *long slience*... and twinkies too *grins widely*

by Contemplate thou life October 25, 2005

spork

a spork is what comes 5 month later after a spoon and fork love each other very much, but are too horny, drunk and clumsy to remember to wear a condom. to make it worse miss spoon parents are catholic so they forbid her daugther to get an abortion and force fork to marry her even when they're just high school teens, trunking they deluded dreams and hopes, forced to become teen parents. unfortunely daddy never gets to see his child born because he dies 3 mouth later of a meth overdose due the pressure of his wrong actions and rush desitions, now mommy spoon face her dark fate of becoming a single mom before she is even allowed into a bar all this stress induce a premature labor before the chromosome Y completed the transformation of the fetus causing the creature not to becaming a fully developed fork neither a spoon

Hospital saint-silverware

"middle of premature labor"
nurse: push
ms. spoon: nnnghaaaah!
doctor: I can see its head on more time, harder!
ms. spoon: aaaaanggAAHH!
doctor: is a fork... no wait... is a spork!?
baby spork: niiaaah *sniff* niiiaaaah...
ms. spoon: what?! lemme see

by 26muel November 13, 2013

spork

the best thing ever made. A mixture between a spoon and a fork. the spork shall rule all. FEAR THE SPORK RESPECT THE SPORK BE THE SPORK

Person 1: I got a spork at Taco Bell today.
Person 2: Omg i am so jeleaous...can i have it???

by Sara ruler of the spork October 26, 2005

spork

It's a Fork AND a Spoon

Best idea EVER thought up by man

by Sporkey the Spork of Sporkania June 25, 2005

spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both

I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.

by Goldling August 27, 2006

spork

when yo spoonin wit yo gurl annd u pop a humongous boner turnin yo self into a spork instead of a spoon

yea bro, i was wit diamon spoonin, but dat ass made me spork as hell.

by rafael December 30, 2012