spoop

A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.

Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.

by Angel Spawn June 30, 2010

spoop

The substance which leaks out of a gay man's ass after anal sex without a condom. ie spermy poop

Jean Claude noticed that his lover's underwear were spoop stained.

by Justin Swift March 09, 2004

spoop

the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping

Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!

by shell hunter March 06, 2013

Spoop

A mixture of sperm and poop

I spooped all over the bed last night

by as;odifa;sldkf January 06, 2015

spoop

To spew feces all over someone.

Spoop: To spew feces onto someone else.
Example:
Person 1: I hate Morning Wood
Person 2: So punch it and make it go away
Person 1: I am NOT punching my dick!
Person 2: Then I'll do it for you.
Person 1: If you punched me in the dick I would fist your asshole.
Person 2: No you wouldn't, because then I would end up spooping all over you like last time.

by lydddd. July 20, 2008

spoop

well its spoop... you know?

whenever alphazodiac sighned a yearbook he wrote 'spoop' and then his name

by alphazodiac June 25, 2003

Spoop

A rare weather phenomenon during which poop falls from the sky in a manner similar to snow.

It's very shitty here in Big Sky, Montana; it's been spooping all day...

by Nicholas Goodman March 22, 2008