spoon

An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.
by Andio March 21, 2004
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Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.
we spooned last night!

geez, all we did was spoon last night...
by ajxthelesser June 21, 2005
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1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest.

2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.

3. To lick someone's anus

4. A stupid person

5. A type of bong used for smoking weed

6. A stupid codeword for pornography

7. A 'nicer' word for fuck

8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'
1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night

2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.

3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.

4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!

5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.

6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.

7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?

8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH
by Spooferfish December 29, 2003
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Spoon - can have variouse meanings.

However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.
"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.
by c1187600 February 20, 2007
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A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.
Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.
by Lakitu1983 August 14, 2007
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utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food
by Phillis1 May 19, 2005
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I'll use a spoon to eat my cereal.
by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021
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