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Shonte

Shonte is an exquisite young lady with intelligence and elegance who brings joy and happiness to those around her. She is dedicated, fair-minded, composed and has a bubbly personality. To put it simply Shonte is a rare gem who brightens those around her day with only a smile. She is fun spirited and knows when its time to go out and be the life of the party and when to slow down and take life by the reigns. Get a Shonte in your life and it will surely improve.
"My life be in need of a Shonte right about now."
by heavypancake_xoxo May 20, 2020
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spontangerous

Concoction of spontaneous & dangerous, as made popular by Chevy P of Field Mob.
To get on the backseat while driving is usually quite spontangerous.
by ricci-s September 1, 2010
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Spontaneous shitting

When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.
Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.
by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010
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Spontanehate

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.
Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."
by DonBIll July 10, 2015
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soon™

Often used sarcastically, with the implication that something may not happen as "soon" as suggested.

Commonly used by video game manufacturers when announcing something that is in the works that may not yet have a predicted release time frame.
The newest update for -insert video game series here- will be released soon™.
by Audrec January 24, 2017
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soont

An alternate way of calling someone a cunt. Used when talking about people in third person and is also used as a friendly insult to use with mates. The word is based off the word cunt having a soft c. Say it like it's accented, not like "soon"t.
Give me back my polar bear ya soont
Oi soonts, lets go to the pub
That guys a fucking soont
by Jonoc33 August 4, 2011
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Spantucky

A little meth lab & trailer park ridden area approximately 20 miles outside of the city of Tacoma (aka Tacompton) where missing teeth and walking along the main thoroughfare of Highway 7 (AKA Mountain Highway, WA) are common occurrences.

The younger males of this interesting group of hominids are usually seen in their indigenous tribal dress of backwards hats and baggy shorts, usually stolen from the local landmark of the Spanaway Wal*Mart, where they buy 0.88 pregnancy tests for their girlfriends and are seen loitering frequently in front of. Spantucky is not considered a place of ambition nor is it sought out for its natural beauty.

It includes landmarks such as: Hot-Chik-A-Latte, a stripper style barista stand; Spanaway Wal-Mart, bringer of all goods, according to locals; South End Hardware, provider of hardware, liquor, animal feed and ammunition and Roy Y Sports bar & grille, a local entertainment venue , converted from a triple wide strip club, for football games and local punk rock bands. The Roy Y Bar & Grille also offers outdoor entertainment in the form of the trailer park that surrounds it for visiting tourists.

Spantucky is bordered by Parkland, WA and Methlahem, WA.

A prostitute from Spantucky is referred to as a "Spana-Ho" and can be viewed in their natural habitat in the bus stops along highway 7.
Lets go to Southend Hardware in Spantucky but bring your wallet because they'll wanna see your ID to buy any cleaners or fertilizer.
by Lilysaramoon February 7, 2013
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