Spock

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

by Dan November 25, 2003

Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008

The spock

Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.

She squealed when I showed her the spock.

by 4g3nt_smith February 10, 2004

spock

v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.

Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."

by atilla April 14, 2005

Spock

to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible

don't try to go all Spock on us

by lorifrances February 28, 2011

Spock

one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa

Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"

by ApocoSpock April 26, 2014

spock

To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.

Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.

From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's

The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.

by Donbowsky April 28, 2006