splube

spew lube. the viscous lubricant produced by the mouth and throat prior to spew being ejected. also produced by deep throating, a thick lubricating substance produced in the throat, commonly seen in porn.

dude, i can feel splube i'm about to blow chunks, get ot of the way!
yeah baby, spit that splube on my dick and wank me

by sheer ted December 26, 2011

Spumen

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.

I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Spluber

To split an Uber!

Bro1: Dude let's spluber!

Bro2: wtf is spluber? Is that something sexual?

Bro1: Nah bro! It's when you splitan uber! Let's spluber!

by Danilo22 May 10, 2018

spume

gis, gism, load, sperm

by Scott Smith July 10, 2003

Spluge

to ejaculate

I just spluged all over my hand, my girlfriend will come lick it off!

by Big COCK December 12, 2003

Splumming

Another word to express excitement and joy threw metaphorical or literal release of bodily fluids.

I couldn't stop Splumming when the new trailer for Infinity war came out.

by SyphiliticTurkey June 22, 2018

spluge

the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.

Son: Dad, I think I just spluged.
Dad: I was worried this would happen

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019