splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.

Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.

by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

sporking

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012

splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

Sporking

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010