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splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019
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Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.
We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.
by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007
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Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid
Splashing-throwing acid
by Mandemman July 10, 2019
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Splooging

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.
He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.
by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006
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salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.
My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.
by virginmary69 April 11, 2019
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Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.
Why are you splooging all over me!?
by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011
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Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
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