slod-pocket

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

your head a splode

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004

Slodgy

slodgy is a term most commonly used to describe poos that contain some hardened chunks of poo burried within that lovely wet exterior. However, sometimes these chunks can stick out of the side and be seen fairly clearly. The most common cause for slodgy poos are consuming too many bum hairs, the stinkier the bum hairs the more chance you will have slodgy poos when you go to the bathroom.

Might delete later, just did a slodgy poo

What a succulent batty, i bet they have lots of slodgy poos

by JimmysGiantBattyCheeks April 25, 2021

splodgy sandwich

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .

Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.

by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

slodka

a slut who willingly whores herself for extremely cheap vodka. (i.e. taaka, v.i.p., etc.)

“dude, that bitch is such a slodka, i bet we could run a train on her for a pint of vodka.

by joey herring February 11, 2008

Speodin

To Wear Ones Thong Backwards also known as a frontal thong wedgie.

Dayle: The Wind blew up Emilys skirt today man, i sware her thong was Speodin!

Kyle:Dude! Thats Fucked up!

Emily: I feel risque today... i think i will speodin.

Judy: Don't be a slut emily.....only crude boys like that.

by shnooginz October 31, 2009

Splodonk

An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.

Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!

by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010