Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.
by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020
A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.
Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.
Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.
Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.
by pot top November 2, 2012
by UrbanCougar69 March 25, 2016
women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)
by HSW1987 May 19, 2010
Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...
by awesomechick2343 November 9, 2009
Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
by Helibro October 3, 2009
by wldcts July 29, 2006