Splicer

A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.

Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!

by Gagnar June 6, 2011

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

pizza slices

refers to types of breasts, usually long, triangular, and saggy, the nipples making the point at the bottom of the "slice."

Guy: I wonder what that grody girl looks like naked.
Guy 2: Her tits are probably pizza slices.

by Dawoop May 17, 2010

Comma splice

Two main clauses not connected by a conjunction in order to join or unite body parts through sexual activity

Someone asked me on a date, I didn’t say yes. It’s because they asked me if I “Wanna Netflix and comma splice?”.

by Science Rocks Y’all June 28, 2022

Wizard Spices

Also known as marijuana

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.

by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

splines

Objects that must be reticulated before any Sim game may be operated.

"Reticulating Splines" -Any Maxis Game

by Marinesownme September 4, 2006