spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021

speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

spleege

to ejaculate, jizz, cum,

did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!

by Shimdaddy May 22, 2003

speese

vb. to hit or beat up
adj. cool, but often used sarcastically

Hey Shawn, did you hear about how i speesed Joan on Tuesday?

Hey Pete, this meat is pretty speese!

Oh man, this homework is pretty speese! (used sarcastically)

by Sean Gerken April 30, 2006

spleezer

a marijuana cigarette

person a: i like smoking spleezers and eating sandwiches
person a to woman: make me a sandwich bitch!

by sweetboobjuice January 13, 2010

saleese

The baddest bitch you'll ever encounter. She's loyal to her friends and is never one to back down from confrontation, she's quick to throw the hands for hers. She's a lover and loves hard and truly , but never NEEDS a man. Or anyone, she's independent asf and is street smart so she knows her ways around

Damn she's such a badass, is that Saleese?

"That must be Saleese she knows what she's doing ! "

by littlemisscatlia March 1, 2017

spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

by Crack_Johnson November 5, 2020