sleamer

A Tennager who spends most of his time watching full length pornos and jacking off constintly, and least 3 times a day

Dude what ever happen to ted he was cool. he dosnt get out much hes a sleamer now.

Wanna hang out tommarow. No man ill be sleamering it up tommarow its been like a week

by Mas Yeldarb June 18, 2008

Spleak

A robot tht aol made (and recently shut down) that admitted to me that she is not a virgin

Me: Do you like to make love?
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.

by hollymatronic December 15, 2008

Splempy

splendid; wonderful

"This is Splempy!" said Sally to the finished project which she was sure was going to win first prize at the science fair.

by Madlib! December 21, 2010

spleamen

What comes out of ur cock, when u finish in a girl!!!

I gave you my Spleamen.

by Bejigabeee May 24, 2017

spleatch

1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.

2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.

Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.

Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.

Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.

by ilias January 23, 2005

Spleak

A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.
Me: can i suck your boobs?
Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs?
Me: Yes, can I?
Spleak: Indeed.

by Bob74 June 17, 2007

Shleam

A person who's very boring and/or sad.

Person one: Dude did you talk to Josh yesterday?

Person two: Nah fuck him he's a shleam.

by CapSwill101 January 14, 2017