shlarm

the slimy stuff found on the bottom of soap dispensers, etc. if not cleaned as regularly as they should.

Dude, I just cleaned that shlarm off of the sink. It was so nasty!!

by the bluegrass baby January 13, 2011

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Splarch

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.

Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.

by splarch9000 November 24, 2017

Russian Spearman

When you use your wang as a spear and rum through the bedroom door screaming Russian war chants as you dive on the bed and spear the woman in the vag

Ryan: Wanna do the Russian Spearman?

Tanisha: Yea sure but what if you miss?

Ryan: That's okay I'll be going so fast that I'll create a hole wherever I land.

by Mista Bronx January 1, 2015

spearmint

better than mint

Yo, that shit's spearmint!

by Chris That Guy October 25, 2007

Slarm

To ride a walrus into battle, while screaming profanity.

General George McClellan is famous for telling President Abraham Lincoln "You may find those who will go faster than I, Mr. President, but it is very doubtful if you will find many who will do it on a walrus." As a result, President Lincoln formed what is informally known as, the "Flipper Front," a small entourage of men who slarmed into several battles along the coast, and eventually took victory for the North in the Civil War.

by General George McClellan April 24, 2014

splam tash

the residue left on an upper lip consisting of spunk and pubes following a rectal destruction clean up

clean up on aisle 3 please we've got a splam tash

by dirty bar steward October 17, 2009