Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.

by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009

A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.

by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

Dirty Pilsbury

Eating your girl out when she has a yeast infection.

My girl had a yeast infection and I continued to give her a dirty Pilsbury

by A Group of Sicko's January 2, 2008

Salisbury

Salisbury

A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"

Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"

Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.

The town of Salisbury Massachusetts NEEDS to have the select few about 2% of "GOOD" people, removed, while the entire town of Salisbury is completely bombed, and re-built, for a new fresh start for the world.

by 319KillazIIIGHT May 7, 2010

sainsburys

supermarket in the uk currently endorsed by fat tongued celeb chef jamie oliver.

jamie oliver says try something different. I say try waitrose instead of sainsburys

by henapen September 17, 2006

Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

The Saulsbury

A sandwich composed of three slices of cinnamon-raisin bread with peanut butter smushed between each slice. The peanut butter may be smooth, creamy, or extra creamy, or even crunchy. It's all good with The Saulsbury!

Manny: "Whatchu got there?"
Ryan: "This is The Saulsbury, my dude."
Manny: "Damn."

by Manrod31 April 14, 2010