pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016

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sick dick

sex from a guy who has a cold or is generally feeling ill

John Doe: Hey baby...I'm home sick today from work...I feel terrible but im so damn horny

Jane Doe: ur so nasty...i guess its sick dick for me

by pervtasticJR October 23, 2010

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(Alternitive Definition)

A man whose penis appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. A penis that is shiny, when it really should not be. Often found on desperate perverts who take shameless dick-selfies.

Hey Mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick dick, we are no longer friends

by Oxford Dicktionary October 7, 2013

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sick dick

having or relating to an STD.

you don't want to get with a sick dick

by C. Ren January 17, 2004

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Slick dick daddy

A wonderful drink that you can get at the bar. It has three different types of alcohol, sweet & sour, and a touch of 7 up. Almost always guaranteed to send you home with someone that you'll regret in the morning.

''Did you have fun last night?"
"Nope, he was a slick dick daddy"

by Wine-O Jew November 6, 2010

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