Sproffee

Noun- A beverage consisting of 1 part sprite for every 3 parts coffee.
Recommended to be taken in a shot.

This Sproffee is modefo the best drink ever!

by Daanammond January 24, 2011

spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.

I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.

by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017

Shoff swap

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

by LesserGod March 1, 2005

sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

spofford, nh

A "quaint" village of:
1. senior citizens
2. trees
3. chipmunks
4. a post office
5. a lake

Spofford, NH is a lousy place to live, unless you enjoy backgammon and chipmunks.

by caittt February 18, 2009

sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005