Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.

Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011

spermbaby

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).

The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.

by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

Spermbin

A person (female or male) whom you may casually use for the recreational dumping of your sperm

Jason: Hey man, I got with that Lisa girl last night.
David: Ahh, man who hasn't. She is a real spermbin.

by koosmeister July 29, 2009

spermbrows

when ones eyebrows resembles that of a sperm's anatomy

"Check that chick out, she waxed her eyebrows into spermbrows!"

by Guntottingknight August 16, 2007

spermback

when you blow your load on to a girls back

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside

by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007

spermy eyelash

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.

Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"

by miaden_mental January 31, 2009

spermburst

nutting on to a starburst and then eating it

jorie totally loved my spermburst after she wacked me off

by aperson23434 September 30, 2010