sperm

To be or not to be that is the question. Famous quote from William Shakespeare, which sperms use derisively.
The sperm either make it to the ovary, or don't. Sucks for the ones who dont.
by Glutinator May 16, 2007
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"Try it on me. OW! My sperm."
by dj gs68 July 13, 2003
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sperm

something usually found on the back of gubs shirt
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sperm

after sex the man has sperm that goes into a womens vagina and swims to the egg.wemon often swallow semen after they have suck his penis. wemon love sperm and having sex even when their raped.they maon and gasp all the time and they cum all over your dick.
jen was having sex with dave.dave ejaculated and jen licked up all his semen
by [TS]Master August 17, 2005
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sperm

A cell in the penis which controls reproduction
The sperm delivered it to to the ovary
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an anoying person a geek someone who really gets on your wick
will you just f**k off you SPERM
by marie August 04, 2003
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Sperm+Sperm

When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
by Joe Mama but it's Kanye November 07, 2019
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