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Speng

Speng, or the action of being Spengy.
A term used to describe someone who spurts nonsense, or does activities that are generally considered unintelligent.
Alfie and Thomas are being complete Spengs!
by JM_BRIGHT May 28, 2022
mugGet the Spengmug.

Speng

An idiot with no friends who stays at home 24/7
You are a speng
by Mattymus February 11, 2019
mugGet the Spengmug.

speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)
hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight
by piddla May 14, 2017
mugGet the speng patrolmug.

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre
"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"
by eloisepr January 29, 2016
mugGet the speng eyemug.

Speng

A speng is an idiot or brainless person. Other forms are spengism and spengist.
Emerson Murphy is an utter speng boi.’ ‘Reece Sheldon studied spengism at docile university.’ ‘Jake ‘swaz spaz’ Nolan is a spengist.
by DJ Docile April 10, 2021
mugGet the Spengmug.

Speng

This is where you call someone special or a bit of a spaz and then you call them peng
by Hattie mcgreggory April 27, 2019
mugGet the Spengmug.

Speng Kid

Some strange blonde spaz who will threaten to suck honey out of your mums arse.
Speng kid! Not again, leave my mother alone!
by Your fat nan August 5, 2022
mugGet the Speng Kidmug.

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