Speng

Speng, or the action of being Spengy.
A term used to describe someone who spurts nonsense, or does activities that are generally considered unintelligent.

Alfie and Thomas are being complete Spengs!

by JM_BRIGHT May 28, 2022

Speng

An idiot with no friends who stays at home 24/7

You are a speng

by Mattymus February 11, 2019

speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 11, 2017

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr November 22, 2015

Speng Kid

Some strange blonde spaz who will threaten to suck honey out of your mums arse.

Speng kid! Not again, leave my mother alone!

by Your fat nan August 05, 2022

speng

A speng is an idiot.

Chantelle is a speng.

by trying to prove a point. October 28, 2018

Speng

A speng is an idiot or brainless person. Other forms are spengism and spengist.

‘Emerson Murphy is an utter speng boi.’ ‘Reece Sheldon studied spengism at docile university.’ ‘Jake ‘swaz spaz’ Nolan is a spengist.

by DJ Docile April 10, 2021