Victoria Sponging

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

by angelas101 January 23, 2010

Daylight Spendings

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

by 123four March 25, 2009

Sock Sponging

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009

Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Sponging

Hitting the waves on your boogie board. Started by Native Americans in 1324 on the lakes of Antarctica.

Dude, the waves are like 3-4s, lets go sponging.

by Moreyryder'77 June 10, 2011

Sponging off the Raise

Living at home and taking money and food from your
parents or those that raised you.

"What are you going to do this summmer?"
"Me, not much, just sponging off the raise."

by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006

sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009