by ritaritaa October 24, 2009
Get the spects mug.Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.
I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?
by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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by 123gbg June 4, 2021
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someone with an iq OVER 5 unlike the dumbass above: you can say spelt too. and its still perfectly correct.you're such a dumbass
by smartpants April 17, 2007
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I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.
by meaganyall April 9, 2009
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by Speltz August 20, 2017
Get the Speltz mug.Describing a chemotherapy-damaged body after profound weight loss where the sufferer delusionally thinks the desiccated, unrecognizable carcass in the mirror looks better than when they were fat.
He's happy to wear his wedding suit again, but he's not looking all that healthy. He's experiencing sveltsagg
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