Spermologer

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.

Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.

by Nav bor August 22, 2021

Spermos

Sperm Chips

For example when you put hot sauce in a dorritos bag then shake it up, you do it instead with ur sperm if your a male and voila.... SPERMOS

by Thesperm master August 16, 2009

specmotherfuckintacular

The greatest thing in the entire world, ones otter half, a pengwife

My wife is specmotherfuckintacular

by otterguin April 29, 2014

Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.

To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spermology

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist

When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology

by eliz November 10, 2004

spermotozoa

Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.

Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa.

by Casper Milktoast May 20, 2003