Green Speedrunner

1. Some Guy that Speedruns Minecraft with too many Stans

2. A person that speedruns the game Green

1. Person 1: Yo did you see the new 10000000000000 IQ play that Dream did, ya know, the Green Speedrunner? Person 2: "dream stan"

2. Person 1: LMFAO what's Green? "it' s a game i speedrun, I'm a Green Speedrunner."

by MaybeNotSourdart February 25, 2021

The Dream Speedrun Challenge

This is challenge where you have to commit the most war crimes in 10 minutes.

I beat George W Bush in The Dream Speedrun Challenge

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Speedrun

Game go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Person 1: hey shita** wanna see me speedrun

by Normal_human_being :) December 15, 2021

Speedrunner

Somebody that spends most of their time in a game trying not trying to spend most of their time in a game

Dream is a speedrunner

by IdiotOverlord69420666 February 16, 2021

Spore Speedrun

Commonly reffered to as e-sex. spore speed run is when you are in vc watching a man named josh beat the spore world record. its also very hot and can be a way to find out if your friend is catfishing you with an e-girl alt

Big Tim: Hey wanna have e-sex
Wesley Weldman: ofc i love watching Spore Speedruns

by BrennansBread January 13, 2021

The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.

Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.

by NeonLines July 6, 2018

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013