dyslexic speedreaders

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.

by Karaudio October 8, 2007

mexican speedwrench

A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.

Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.

by abacus November 18, 2004

speedcube

A speedcube is a Rubik's cube that has been specially prepared for speedcubing. Preparation often includes adjusting the screws and lubing the inner mechanism with a silicone-based spray.

The speedcuber was terribly upset when his favourite speedcube was stolen.

by Jasmine Lee August 22, 2004

raging speedhorn

band taking its name from word speedhorn/word, a metamphetamine induced erection

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

speedrope

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).

Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.

by Jim A December 31, 2006

Speediority

Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.

Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."

by TrackieS#1 May 2, 2011

speedcuber

Someone who can consistently solve a rubik's cube very quickly and possibly enters rubik's cube speed competitions.

Dude's a speedcuber. He can solve a cube in under 20 seconds.

by qpmarl December 29, 2006