Spatchcocked

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her

Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked

by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022

Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020

switchcock

one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.

sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.

by dr dipstick December 31, 2007

Spacecock

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.

Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock

by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011

Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.

The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.

by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012

spatch cock

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain

"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"

by Omega Nova May 15, 2006

Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.

"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."

by Celestin March 2, 2016