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brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
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ghetto spanx

A cheap pair of pantyhose that have been cut off at the feet or above, depending on the level of control needed.
by maribry July 6, 2010
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Spalten

Verb, to fuck someone or something in a very rough way
Person A wird heute noch gespalten
by Callela2015 June 5, 2015
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Spalaing

To Spala: The act of intentionally clicking a spoiler that you know you should not be clicking.

Originating from Discord user LucidDreamingEnigma#2309 (Spala) who just can't not click any spoiler she sees.
Shit, I accidentally spala'd that... That kinda ruins the twist of the series :/

I've been spalaing too much lately... I should really get into the habit of not clicking every spoiler I see :/
by Exeos September 30, 2020
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Sparx Maths

Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.

Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"

"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."

"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."

"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
by Sbeb December 13, 2022
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Spalistoway

a very offensive word that means "motherfucker" in some made up language
Guy: Hey dude, want to go to my place?
Guy: Can't my mother is such a Spalistoway so she said no
Guy: Yeah, your mom is a total Spalistoway
by hasjfisdjfkm September 19, 2023
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spald

VERB
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.
Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.
by William Welder August 2, 2007
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