spagettification

1. The process by which one becomes spagettified. This is what happens to any object that is sucked into a Black Hole.
2. The state of being one achieves after getting REALLY, REALLY high.

1. "Spagettification is the worst way to commit suicide. You don't wanna get sucked into a black hole man, you'd get Spagettifed."
2. "Damn nigga, I'm Spagettified!!!"

by S&G September 11, 2007

Spaghetto

Ramen noodles and ketchup

When your broke ass can’t afford real spaghetti, spaghetto will have to do.

by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020

Dirty Spaghetto

When a well hung Italian male cock slaps you real good and smacks you about the face with his flaccid penis.

I hooked up with Antonio last night and he gave me the dirty spaghetto.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018

Spaghetto

A cheap and easy twist on an Italian classic. Make ramen noodles, dump out the liquid and cover the noodles with ketchup.

Joe's girlfriend wanted a fancy Italian dinner, but he only had $5, so she would have to settle for spaghetto.

by UnderscoremyTilde January 1, 2009

Spaghetto

1)There comes a time when you're bored and hungry at home(Probably stoned), and there's no food in the fridge. You've got some possibly expired noodles and a can/jar of some type of sauce in the cupboard, but no meat. What do you prepare for yourself? Some ghetto spaghetti, Spaghetto.

2) Very poorly prepared spaghetti.

Me: Damn..There isn't shit to eat in this house, I'm hungry as fuck!

Friend: I found a box of noodles and a jar of Prego!

Me: Grand! Spaghetto it is!!

by SCARtacular.. September 26, 2009

Spagetti

Straight till wet.

Jill: I think that chick is smoking hot. Is she gay?
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti

by MisterPink September 23, 2011

spagettle

a word that can take the place of another word that you cant think of but will make you look smart anyway. Usually only used when Madeline needs it and when she wants to bull shit her way out of situations.

Well, my science project reflects the aerodynamics of the...uh..spagettle era in the late 1800s and early 1900s.

by Mad Crunk March 25, 2005