Spafin 

It's waaaaay worse than a weem. It's like..really bad. But it's not that bad..like it's not as bad as saying F*ck or anything. (Yeah..I'm a weem for saying "F*ck".) But..you use it daily..SPREAD IT!


Note: The shorter version is Spaf.

yeah..James is a weem for not bringing money to the mall, but Jimmy is a Spafin for not going.

Spafin by STEALTH PANDA December 23, 2008

Spoffin 

Extremely rich. Wealthier than the average billionaire. Usually associated with Seafarer, the richest kid on earth.

I asked Seafarer if he'd like to go out to get some icecream but said NO because he has an icecream factory in his house due to him being "Spoffin".

Spoffin by Dr. Cocktor KKK February 3, 2019

Spuffin 

A person who nobody likes and looks sweet from the outside but inside is a bitter cunt
Somebody who deserves pain
A spinach muffin

You know that kinky spuffin down the road?
Yeah shes got zero real friends

She thinks im still friends with her.

That fucking SPUFFIN!

Spuffin by SpuffinKindom March 5, 2019

Spuffin' 

1. Told off, chastised.

2. A lighter form of fight that leads to no physical injury whatsoever.

Imma give him a good spuffin'.

Spuffin' by Agent Liz April 7, 2021

Spaffing

The act of spraying hydraulic oil under pressure from a split hydraulic hose on industrial machinery. Less dramatic than a full Spaff, but considerably messier for whoever is standing nearby.

“Turn it off mate, the combi’s spaffing everywhere.”

Spaffing by Triggyv1 May 15, 2026

Spaffic spone

A spaffic spone is a traffic cone covered in spunk, coming from the pre-fix sp (covered in spunk) and the noun traffic cone (an item used to mark construction)

Look, a spaffic spone!
Why is there a spaffic spone?

Spaffic spone by Kaos_Imp May 19, 2026