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Southerner

One who identifies with Southern culture and/or customs
John Whelchel is a southerner
by WhatI'lldotoberight December 31, 2008
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southend projects

The hardest,bloodiest part of Southend, the hardest hood in Southeast Littlerock,Arkansas.. If your thinking about going ,dont.
Guy1:Aye, let's go to Southend projects bruh.
Guy2:Hell nah they catching nothing but body's out there, count me out!
by 10kkiddtharealist January 28, 2017
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Softener

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.
My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.
by Airen521 February 7, 2021
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Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
by psycho_words March 15, 2011
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Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014
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southerner

A Southerner is someone born south of the Mason Dixon line and North of I-10 in Florida. Most of Florida is no longer part of the south as was long ago infiltrated by non-southerners called Snow Birds, as well as Yankees looking to make a buck and immigrants from Spanish speaking countries.

Southerners will always offer food and drink to visitors and invite you to every backyard bar b que, fish fry, or bon fire. If you visit, you will always be offered Beer, Sweet Tea or a Coca Cola. True southerners only drink Coke, never Pepsi. Pepsi is sacrilegious in the south. To turn down an offering of food or drink in the south is considered an insult.

Southerners are very polite and friendly until you take some action or make some comment that you perceive will go over their head as a subtle insult. . The point being, don't underestimate the intelligence of a southerner, you risk having your ass cussed out in front of the whole world.
A true Southerner never drinks Pepsi, only Coke.
by Saudera June 27, 2016
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southerner

1) A general term for a person that lives in the South.

2) A person that lives in the South. Most of them are friendly, good-humored, and overall: AWESOME! Southerners, being a general term, know the difference between a good ol' boy,a redneck, a hillbilly, and po' white trash. YES, PEOPLE! THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THEM!
by Becca Hayter March 26, 2004
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