sooty

Being fisted like a hand puppet. Generally a gay term.

Chris is a Sooty

by someonesooty December 16, 2008

Sootie

A dirty girl - one that is so dirty that 'sootie' is the only accurate way to describe her
Originated in Bermuda

Circa 2017

Bruh, that girl is a sootie!

by cjmoney September 3, 2018

sooty

a large grey feelion

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Sootie

Political slang describing someone who doesn't play by the rules and regulations of an election or partisan caucus.

Wow, John McCain is such a sootie. He plays Joe Biden like a drum.

by UrbanDict56721 June 17, 2012

The sooty way

Being hungry for love, being hungry for pork, and being hungry for everything in between

Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah

by Janettes February 24, 2021

Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

by princess pokey May 28, 2011

sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005